Insert Head in Uranus



Liberals live in a fantasy world, on another planet. Perhaps they actually should live on another planet. You don't like it here in America? You don't like it here on Earth? You want an "ideal" life? A liberal society? A liberal life? Then stop whining and resisting - and move. Move to another planet. How about putting your head in Uranus?

Yeah, rich liberals can go buy Uranus. Uranus is no longer officially a planet, so maybe billionaire liberals can chip in and buy it. Or they could take up a collection to buy it; they could get donations from the liberal news media, higher education professionals, liberal members of Congress, Hollywood, and everyone who voted for Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders.

Yeah, liberals should leave real world residents (aka deplorables) alone and go live on their own planet - literally. Yeah, buy Uranus, put a dome over it, and move there. Yeah, put your head in Uranus ... and keep it there. There, inside Uranus, you can make all the liberal rules you want; you can keep Obamacare, offer free college tuition, install transgender bathrooms and safe spaces, invite aliens from other planets to come there and live among you with no restrictions, institute extreme politically correctness 24/7 - and figure out how to pay for it all.

And, if you ever want to leave your other-world liberal planet, if you ever want to live on planet Earth again, take your head out of Uranus.