President Trump doesn't know what he's doing. He's not a politician. He's not a liberal. He's not even a Democrat. He's an old male white-privilege billionaire. He doesn't understand how Washington works. He does not honor political donations and self-interest demands and direction from lobbyist groups. He is not part of the political swamp. He is a populist, he represents and honors we, the people. What a schmuck. He insults the mighty mainstream media, using twitter to get out his message directly to the people. What kind of President tweets? He offends and threatens crazy murderous leaders in other nations, making war a certainty. Continuously non-Presidential, he disrespects all who disrespect him.
Trump is a racist and wants to bring back slavery. And he gropes women everyday. And, worse, Trump is trying to make America great again. Without a safe space! Yes, arrogant, selfish, proud, racist America, the most hated nation by liberals. And unlike Obama, he refuses to apologize for America.
And worst of all, he's not a socialist. He's an OMG, scary fear-inspiring capitalist!!! He believes in the Constitution, for God's sake. With his racist, Xenophobic, misogynistic Make America Great Again, he is making America stronger and improving everyone's life in the U.S. - thereby ruining the country. He doesn't understand, or accept, that America belongs to loony lying liberals.
For those, and many other reasons, Donald Trump should not be President. Regardless of election results.
Yes, this is satire. If you agreed with everything I wrote, you must be a left-wing liberal. Or, if you didn't laugh, or at least smile, you must be a left-wing liberal. If you laughed, or at least smiled, you must be a patriotic, and sane, American.
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