Stu Pitt
Faster than a speeding bullshit.
More powerful than a loco motive.
Able to leap tall lies in a single bound.
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Stu Pitt, man!
Yes, it's Stu Pitt, man - strange visitor from another era who came to this new and stupid world with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Stu Pitt, man - who can change the course of mighty lying politicians, bend facts with his bare hands, and who, disguised as a mild mannered writer for a great metropolitan blog, fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.
More powerful than a loco motive.
Able to leap tall lies in a single bound.
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Stu Pitt, man!
Yes, it's Stu Pitt, man - strange visitor from another era who came to this new and stupid world with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Stu Pitt, man - who can change the course of mighty lying politicians, bend facts with his bare hands, and who, disguised as a mild mannered writer for a great metropolitan blog, fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.
